Robert van Raffe
IFFRDD 3 info
Open sollicitatie t.a.v. Rutger Wolfson
Rotterdam...
Previous episodes: http://www.zone5300.nl/special/iffr2011/robert_van_raffe/ (start at the bottom of the page).


1. Director of the IFFR... Yes! I can see myself being director of the IFFR one day! / Really?
2. Sure! I mean drawing comics is OKAY you know, but eventually it gets really boring. I mean it's more a hobby than a job. But DIRECTOR, thats... COOL! You've got status and averything.
3. Rutger... Can I call you Rutger? I think it's time for me to make a big move. A Careermove! So my question to you is: when are you going to quit?
4. Yopu know what!? Why don't you try it next year! / REALLY!?
5. No off course NOT!
6. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! / Funny! (The end?)
Robert van Raffe
IFFRDD 2 info
De verschrikkelijke tafeldame.
Rotterdam. Dus.

Previous episodes: http://www.zone5300.nl/special/iffr2011/robert_van_raffe/ (start at the bottom of the page).



1. Matthijs? I think you are losing it. / This is fun!
2. I'm wondering who his guest will be tonight. I hope it's not that horrible Yvon Jaspers*.
3. That's weird.
4. It's as if he's coming closer!
5. MATTHIJS!? What are you doing in Rotterdam? / Eh. That's Rutger Wolfson.
6. The director of the festival! / Ah. (To be continued...)
* Yvon Jaspers is a very famous TV "personality" in The Netherlands.

Robert van Raffe
IFFRDD 1 info
Dit is de wereld draait doorrrrr!
Rotterdahaaam!
Previous episodes: http://www.zone5300.nl/special/iffr2011/robert_van_raffe/ (start at the bottom of the page).



1. Are you OK?
2. HUH!? Yes. Yes. Off course. Fabulous.
3. I'm just seeing a little...
4. Caleidoscopic? / WOW!
5. I think I'm receiving a TV-signal with this thing! Cool!
6. TV? / Hey! It's Matthijs van Nieuwkerk*! "This is The world turns onnn!"**

*A famous talkshowhost in The Netherlands.
** The show is called De wereld draait door, which literally means The world turns on - it's an expression. I guess in English one would say As the world turns.
Robert van Raffe
Nouvelle vaguer info
Themes & motifs...
Rotterodamus
Lees eerst pagina 1 & 2


1. (Suspenseful music) / Dare I?
2. Give that to me! It was my idea! / Snatch
3. HAHA! Now everything will reveal itself to me! Themes, motifs, THE INTENTIONS OF THE DIRECTOR!
4. Quick! I better go see one of those pretenious pieces of crap! HAHAHAWOEHAHA!
5. CRASH!
6. Yes... I can see it! Everything is suddenly... clear to me. Argh. / (AUTCH.)
Robert van Raffe
Nouvelle vague info
It's like 3-D!
28-01-2011 00:00 Rotterdam, Floor/Schouwburg


1. What a vague film!
2. YEAH! Who's idea was it to go and see this one! / Euh...
3. It's not MY fault this film is so bad! / You know what I don't understand? There are a lot of people in here that think this movie is AB-SO-LUTELY fantastic.
4. That's probably because they're alll wearing this insanely thick black spectacles!
5. (Yep, another joke about the black spectacles!) / OFF COURSE! That's why they see more in this film than we do! It's like 3-D!


1. We've got to get our hands on a pair of those glasses! It shouldn't be too hard. Intellectuals are allowed to walk around unattended during the IFFR.
2. LOOK THERE IS ONE!
3. ROAR!
4. POW!
5. Huh!
6. Hey, can I try those on? / Sure. But be careful. They have progressive addition lenses. / WOW.
Robert van Raffe
Tijgerjaren / Tiger years info
Rotterdam, where else?


1. Gee, 40! How much is that in tiger years? / ?

2. SMACK! / Haha!

3. How nice! An invitation?

4. HAHAHA! Did your three-year-old cousin draw this? HAHAHAHIHIHOEOEOEOE!

5. Oh, You made this?

6 .GRM.
Dus.


Ik heb een oude foto van de tijger gevonden en daar een freecard van gemaakt die ik de komende dagen door Rotterdam zal verspreiden! Het is een verjaardagsgrapje, de tijger is 40 geworden, maar ik weet niet zeker of hij het kan waarderen...
Het leven begint bij 40!
Rotterdam